May Update: Great, ‘tho Late!

Well, my apologies for the lateness of this update. I’ve started a new job, and of course that tends to mangle one’s otherwise-free time. Plus, there was another medical  issue with my mom (now resolved), which overrode all other concerns. So, I’ll keep this intro brief.

I do want to point out that our Calendar has been updated with some interesting links.

Finally, I want to give a shout-out to Big Tractor Mike and Original Ken. As of our May meeting, I was still out of work, and had put together an online portfolio to address that. I asked them for permission to link to it from here, which they gave. As stated, I am now employed again, thank God; nonetheless my portfolio remains, because I have other interests I wish to pursue. So, you may visit it here, Designs by Gus, from which you can also visit my Bible-teaching blog, Zero Faith Saint.

And now, finally finally, on to the photos!

May 2016

She’s a ladyWhoa, whoa, whoa, she’s a lady … And if you say anything different she’ll bust your jaw. This is Pvt. Vasquez from Kenner’s Aliens line, with which I RAOK’d Big Tractor Mike. Not a bad sculpt, less inaccurate than the Ripley figure. If you’ll recall, back in March of 2105, Big Tractor Mike bought half a studio’s worth of Aliens toys from me. One of them was the Corporal Hicks figure, which included a blaster rifle. Except, it turns out that it wasn’t Hicks’ weapon, it’s Vasquez’. After (re-)finding Vasquez in one of my bins, I did a web search to identify her other weapon, as each figure in the line included two. Turns out, it was that rifle.

Sugar and spice and probably some brass knuckles.

Sugar and spice and probably some brass knuckles.

In case you’re wondering what I mean by “other weapon”, perhaps you noticed something around her waist. It’s the clip which holds her backpack rocket launcher. And yes, the launcher is absolutely just like the one Vasquez did not at all have in the movie.

I was genuinely surprised to be able to stand the figure without support.

I was genuinely surprised to be able to stand the figure without support.

Despite its movie-inaccuracy and its cumbersomeness, it has some good engineering. In particular, I like the simplicity of its trigger: it just slides back and forth. After reloading, just slide the trigger in the opposite direction. No resetting! The trigger can be slid quickly for a rapid-fire barrage, or slowly for selecting multiple targets. I conscripted Doug’s young son for an “arms dealer promotional video”:

Rocket_Launch! from Suncoast Diecasters on Vimeo.

Original Ken picked up this NMOC 1992-edition Hiway Hauler…

...Because the '80s were *rockin'*, dude!

…Because the ’80s were *rockin’*, dude!

…And (separately) was RAOK’d by Emergency Back-up Ken with this promotional “stress relief” squeeze toy. As you (should) know (by now), both Kens specialize in collecting garbage trucks. I was so impressed with the thoughtfulness — not to mention appropriateness — of this gift that I have decided to declare this a Bonus Find of the Month.

Nope, it doesn't roll, but it's still groovy.

Nope, it doesn’t roll, but it’s still groovy.

EBU Ken nabbed this rare space set. How rare is it? Well, I didn’t even know Mattel made it, so there you go.

''To EBU Ken's Collection, and Beyond!''

”To EBU Ken’s Collection, and Beyond!”

From Big Tractor Mike I purchased this sweet pair of Johnny Lightning Back to the Future DeLorean DMC-12 time machines. BTM asked me to spot the difference between them. There’s a slight difference in the printing of the Universal Studios copyright on the bases, which could literally simply be a printing error. The only genuine manufacturing difference is in the wheels: one has “silver-gray” plastic hubs, while the other’s hubs are chromed.

The time-travel paradox, illustrated.

The time-travel paradox, illustrated.

Grab yourself a larger copy: 1366 x 395

Man, I didn’t even own the cars an hour when Doug goes and breaks one. No, I’m kidding! — he picked it up, and the whole front end just fell out. Several of us looked it over, and the consensus is that the front rivet had been pulled through by a previous owner. Still, it provided this opportunity for an interior shot we’d otherwise never have.

This cost $12,000???

This cost $12,000???

(BTM then wondered if the difference in wheels is because someone did a wheel swap. After looking more closely, I determined that wasn’t possible because the rear of the interior is still riveted over the axle.)

BTM picked up two very special “special edition” models:

A great charity, and some *great* wheels!

A great charity, and some *great* wheels!

Everyone's favorite Hot Wheels collectors' guide!

Everyone’s favorite Hot Wheels collectors’ guide!

Doug acquired this awesome John Deere pencil case / mini tool box / we’re not sure what it is, but it’s awesome.

Nothing awesomes like a Deere.

Nothing awesomes like a Deere.

I tried several locations around the table, but I couldn’t find one in which I could get a nice, straight-on shot without serious glare. So, I took an angle shot, then ran it through my photo editing software to skew the perspective, creating this near-straight replacement. Enjoy!

I know, I know: This looks shopped. You can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in your time.

I know, I know: This looks shopped. You can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in your time.

If you like that, you may also like this larger version which affords you a better look at the lovely Farmer Lady.

Big Rob brought in this classy chromed ’72 Ford Ranchero. A great-looking ride on its own, Rob had a friend swap out the stock 5SPs with “old school” Redlines to further retro-ize the readily retro Ranchero.

Shine-y and Redline-y!

Shine-y and Redline-y!

He had it in a clear display shell. I used the shell as a stand, and after some careful camera alignment and elevation, I got the glamour shot I wanted. I hereby readily declare this our Find of the Month(*) for May 2016.

Hot Wheels' Billionth Editio-- ...Oops, wrong model.

Hot Wheels’ Billionth Editio– …Oops, wrong model.

See you at the June mee– Sorry, my bad. ;D

~WM

July! Now available online!

Mid-Summer Madness means miniature machines motoring onto your monitor!

(That’s alliteration, boys and girls.)

July 2014

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys (Doris Rowland) – Well, in that case, Pete is a Man among Men. Take a gander at this outrageous 1:18 replica of a Don Garlits top-fueler. This beast is nearly a foot and a half long!

I asked Ken if it'd be okay to chop this up to make a large-scale model of Odd Rod. He said no.

I asked Ken if it’d be okay to chop this up to make a large-scale model of Odd Rod. He said no.

Oh, you knew I’d be nice and provide you with a close-up of the engine. Drink in all those sumptuous details! Individual spark plug wires … hard lines … You can even see the teeth on the gear! And if you look carefully at the butterflies, you’ll see lettering which makes it obvious that Don Garlits is the original Notorious B.I.G.

Again, complimentary drool cups are available in the lobby.

Again, complimentary drool cups are available in the lobby.

Now, at first you might think this is an “error car“, its body shell sadly having come off the rivets and floating around loose in the blister. Look more closely, however, and you’ll see the body is quite attached and in fact matches the equally Escher-esque illustration on the cardboard. This is Poppa Wheelie, which I bought from Pete, and which has, well, no real explanation for itself. Wish I knew the source for that body concept. It looks a leeetle bit like a Trabant 600 Universal, but I’m not certain.

Be sure to look for the Treasure Hunts editions of Wheels and The Legman.

Be sure to look for the Treasure Hunts editions of Wheels and The Legman.

DeLorean DMC-12 and Back to the Future time machine. Hoo-boy. Big Tractor Mike RAOK’d me with these right at the beginning of the meeting, and I put them right away in my cart. And forgot about ’em, until I looked through the cart this past weekend, looking for something else. Of course, they’re deserving of a photo. However, instead of setting up my camera, I decided to put ’em on my scanner, just see to what kind of results I’d get.

It, um ... didn't turn out so good...

It, um … didn’t turn out so good…

In case you’ve ever wondered just what kind of geek would spend money on Franklin Mint Star Trek pewter sculptures, Your Humble Webmaster is exactly that kind of geek. However, like many of us, I’ve finally reached heartbreaking but unavoidable realization that Some Things Must Go. You see here the Klingon (née Romulan) Bird-of-Prey, and the Romulan Warbird, which now have Must-Go’d to Big Tractor Mike.

No batteries required!

No batteries required!

Dramatic low angle! You can almost FEEL the action!

Dramatic low angle! You can almost FEEL the action!

…And what did I get for them two statues? Not cash, but an in-kind trade in the form of these cases. Because while Some Things Must Go, still yet Other Things Must Be Stored Somewheres. Hmm… BTM got things from space, and I got things which contain space … So, he got space, I got space….

...And thus the Balance of the Universe was maintained.

…And thus the Balance of the Universe was maintained.

Tom purchased this way-cool VW set. Yes, this type of set is expensive compared to 5-car and 10-car sets, but then the collector is getting a higher-grade model. Depending on what one’s collecting goals are — not to mention the displaying goals — that extra cost can well be worth it.

Ironically, neither of these models was available in the 1968 line.

Ironically, neither of these models was available in the 1968 line.

Ken nabbed this one-of-a-kind … um, well, one-of-seven-thousand-kinds ’93 Camaro, which is even more rare in being autographed by über-successful driver Jack Baldwin.

If it was Alec Baldwin, it would've given Ken a black eye.

If it was Alec Baldwin, it would’ve given Ken a black eye.

Ken also nibbed this exceedingly rare Johnny Lightning Moving Van, a custom edition for the 1994 National Premium Incentive Show.

Looks like an *extremely* rad ice cream truck!

Looks like an *extremely* rad ice cream truck!

Ken also nubbed these Classic ’36 Ford Coupe…ses. The colors are great, and that’s thanks to Jim; these are re-paints.

Well, at least Jim has the RGB color scheme down pat.

Well, at least Jim has the RGB color scheme down pat.

Ken also norbed this delightful double-decker. Yeah, some paint bites here and there, but otherwise in fine shape. So, dear reader, is this a Matchbox classic, perhaps? Or maybe a PlayArt, or Corgi?

Ding, ding, ding went the trolley -- Oh, sorry...

Ding, ding, ding went the trolley — Oh, sorry…

Nón, Monsieur! Eet ees indeed ze Haute Wheels Daubel-Deckaire! Le Mattel no longaire makes such fantastíque machínerée!

Oui, of *course* eet ees Fffrrronch!

Oui, of *course* eet ees Fffrrronch!

Another item Ken purchased is this very convincing Mad Max knock-off. While the movie Interceptor is actually a 1974 Ford Falcon XB sedan, this AMC AMX has the color scheme just about right, and makes a great substitute for kids who couldn’t find a licensed model.

''She's meanness set to music!'' - Actual movie dialogue

”She’s meanness set to music!” – Actual movie dialogue

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. This is actually a prize from the Kool-Aid Wacky Warehouse. Because the ’80s ruled, dude!

Oh, Yeeaaahhh! (Like I could use some other caption.)

Oh, Yeeaaahhh! (Like I could use some other caption.)

Bill gets a triple-word-score here. He lucked into several sets of the highly-rare Matchbox military two-packs. As I arranged these for the photos, I noticed some curiosities. First, and most obvious, there are two different styles of cardboard backer. Second, there are two sets labeled “TP-12” in  the third photo … yet the vehicles are different in each set. This makes me wonder just how many total set variations there are…

Hmm... The highest set number here is 16. Two different cardboard styles --

Hmm… The highest set number here is 16. Two different cardboard styles —

-- times two variations per set, times 16 sets --

— times two variations per set, times 16 sets —

-- means there could be *sixty-four* total variations! Oh, look, Bill just fainted....

— means there could be *sixty-four* total variations! Oh, look, Bill just fainted….

Ah-so! Honorable Bill-san has done very well here. This pop-top Bug was introduced in 1972 as Dragon Wheels, and re-christened as Hot Chocolate in the ’82 line. This special edition with Japanese-market window box makes a classy coda.

Dragon Wheels was also featured on the MB Super Garage box illustration.

Dragon Wheels was also featured on the MB Super Garage box illustration.

Oh, this is too yummy. Finding older Hot Wheels still on the card is hard enough. It’s even harder when that card is from a specific series, rather than the “generic” HW card. Bill scores mighty-mighty with this Speed Machines-edition ‘Vette Van. And as if that weren’t enough, check out the retro pricing on the sticker! For its on-card coolness, its series singularness, and its vintage valuation, I hereby declare this to be our July 2014 Find of the Month!

By ''vintage valuation'', I mean its low price.

By ”vintage valuation”, I mean its low price.

See you at the August meeting!

~WM